Suffering from Sookiesepticemia? Victim of Billemia? Skarred For Life? Is your significant other about to leave you because your head can’t leave Bon Temps or you want to name your first born “Merlotte?”
Then you’ve come to the right place! Whether you’re looking for help to overcome your disabilities or a place where you can feed your obsession, we’re here to help!
Ahh Liev….you make me feel so intellectually inferior…..please school me in your ways of intense gazing. If I had your powers of enchantment I could RULE THE WORLD!!! Well….not really….but it’s a fun thought.
Don’t know where my brain was yesterday (oh that’s right, was maddeningly trying to put together a video), forgot to send Mama my W.O.W. Forgive me Mama….I know not what I do.
Now, I really need everyone to vote because I’ve come up with a couple new rewards, so PLEASE post (1) which one has the greatest WTF/freaky factor; (2) which one made you laugh the most and (3) if one just scares/horrifies/makes you want to puke, point that out too. Let the submissions begin!
Sorry ladies, I have been so caught up on working on a new vid now that my program is working and I completely forgot about book club. I will be in the chat room tonight, just in case anyone decides to come on through. Sorry again guys, my mind was occupied with fangy clips.
Geeez Eric, I said I’m sorry…..what else do you want me to do? Oh….give y0u my knickers? Well of course….
Well since it has been confirmed that Papa Skarsgard will not be appearing as Eric’s daddy in the third season of True Blood, I have been reading some people’s thought on who should play the King. Enough with these talks I say! Alan Ball, I have the perfect man to play Eric’s daddy. He speaks fluent Swedish (in fact IS Swedish, mind you), is 6′5, blonde, in his early 50’s and can wield a sword like he was born with it in his hand……Ladies and…..hussies……I hereby nominate the esteemed Dolph Lundgren for the role of King Ulfrick…..who’s with me??
Watch this video for Dolph-awesomeness, he’s about one minute in.
Vampires have taken over and now consume a big part of our lives. From Twilight to True Blood, people everywhere are obsessed with these beautiful, undead creatures. I too have also fallen prey to their allure and glamour and have struggled with keeping my lust and addiction in check. It’s a fine line between being a fan and being a crazed stalker. I am not the only one who has walked this line and witnessed the transformation in people. As a result, this blog has been created in order to provide assistance and support to those who need to find their way back to reality and out of the beautiful fantasy created by True Blood. It is an addiction, and with the right treatment, there is a cure.
-Please note, this blog is not to be taken too seriously, it is only for fun and entertainment.
And when we say “Don’t take this place seriously,” we sincerely mean it. In the coming weeks, we intend to create a place where you can laugh at yourself and your infatuations and obsessions (as well as our own); work on becoming a better, more balanced fan and hey–if you’re perfectly happy being the obsessive, fiendish fan that you already are, we’ll have a place where you can rant, drool and moan to your heart’s content!
THIS site, however is for the obsessed fans of everything and everyone True Blood and vamp/supe/Sookie-related. It’s your spot to come howl at the moon or cry in your soup–whichever suits your mood on any given day.
We invite you to lose your obsessions! – Miss Berlish & Mama Vamp